(OPENING THEME PLAYING)
Titans! On the other side
of this door
lies a world of adventure,
intrigue
and danger.
Don't you ever get tired
of being excited
about everything?
Yes I do!
-That's why I'm in therapy,
to lower my blood pressure.
-(GLASS BREAKS)
But this time,
I have reason to be excited.
Because I am about to show you
something truly beyond
your imagination.
Ooh! Imagination!
And don't you ever
get tired of saying "Ooh!"
to everything Robin says?
Yes I do!
I am only trying to be
the polite.
Now, as I was saying...
Just open the door, Robin.
Fine.
Behold, the wonders of...
Imagination!
It's just an empty room.
Until we fill it!
Yeah, that's how rooms work.
They're empty
until you fill them.
But we're going
to fill it with imagination!
Ooh!
We are standing
in a state-of-the-art
virtual reality room
that can simulate
any environment imaginable.
Okay! That is cool!
For training purposes!
ALL: Ugh!
Training?
Don't you ever
get tired of making
cool things boring?
Yes I do! And I'm in therapy
for that as well!
Now watch,
as cutting edge technology
transforms this empty room
into a world of...
(BORED)
-Imagination.
(BLOWS)
-(POWERING UP)
-(ALARM RINGING)
(VIDEO GAME NOISES)
Uh, I thought you said
this was cutting-edge.
Yeah, these graphics
are terrible.
They're not terrible.
Wait. Are you sure this is
a virtual reality machine
and not some
souped-up video game?
Does this look like
a video game?
-Sure does.
-Mm-hmm.
-Indeed.
-Yes.
Well, it's not! Now...
I've set up different
simulated missions
to test each
of you individually.
Now, Titans, are you ready
to experience a world of...
(GASPS)
Imagination!
Ooh!
(SARCASTICALLY)
Imagination!
Love that patronizing
attitude, Star!
You're up first!
(VIDEO GAME NOISES)
Ooh, this battle simulation
looks like the beginning
of a great quest of legends.
(OLD MAN SPEAKING)
OLD MAN: Take this.
(STARFIRE SPEAKING)
(OLD MAN SPEAKING)
Yes, yes, of course.
Don't mind this old man.
You're young,
you have things to do.
I'll just be here,
sad and alone
with a wooden sword
that no one wants.
STARFIRE: I suppose
you could come with me.
OLD MAN:
You mean, leave the cave?
STARFIRE: Yes! Yes!
Join me in the
quest of the legends,
sad old man!
OLD MAN:
Hot dog! I'll bring the sword!
STARFIRE:
A wooden sword is useless,
but wonderful!
OLD MAN: Be careful, hero.
These are dangerous creatures.
I'll handle this.
Ouch!
That smarts!
Protect me from this
vicious beast, hero!
STARFIRE: This beast
is not vicious, sad old man.
He merely desires
the scratchy-scratchies.
(IN SINGSONG)
Scratchy-scratchy
scratchy-scratch!
All the livvy-long
days and months.
(GIGGLES) Adorable!
(VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYING)
STARFIRE: Land squid,
will you join us
on our quest of the legend?
-(BEEPING)
-Joy!
(VIDEO GAME CHIMES)
DISTRESSED WOMAN:
Hero, help!
My Coocalacka has escaped!
STARFIRE:
You mean, the chicken?
DISTRESSED WOMAN: No!
Coocalacka!
OLD MAN: I'll handle this.
Ha-uh!
-(CHICKEN CLUCKING)
-(SCREAMING) Ow! Oh, my eye!
Oh, the pecking! Ah!
DISTRESSED WOMAN:
Please, hero!
Catch my Coocalacka
and I'll reward you
with this empty bottle.
That is the useless reward.
(IN SING-SONG)
Scratchy-scratchy
scratchy-scratch!
All the livvy-long
days and months.
(VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYING)
(VIDEO GAME CHIMES)
You are gathering an army!
You are truly
the hero of legend!
You will
slay the villain for sure!
Slay?
Oh, but I just wish to dance!
Works for me!
(VIDEO GAME MUSIC)
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
BEAST BOY:
Cross the street? Come on!
Why doesn't anyone think
I can do anything hard?
Ugh. Whatever.
I'll just transform into
a little froggy-frog, and...
-(CAR HORN HONKING)
-(CROAKS) Ah!
(CROAKING)
Okay, that guy totally
came out of nowhere!
(CROAKING) Ah!
(CROAKING)
Ow!
Ow! Ow!
Why won't anyone
stop for a frog?
Ow! Come on!
Who taught you how to drive?
-(HISSING)
-Ah! A snake!
What's a snake
doing on the highway?
How am I supposed
to cross this stupid road?
Oh! I just need
to use the crosswalk. Easy!
(CROAKING)
-(CAR HORN HONKING)
-Aah!
I had the right of way,
you fool!
(SIGHS)
Ugh!
I don't understand how this
is supposed to teach anyone
how to cross the road!
Cross the road?
Ah-ha! That's it!
This is a job for a chicken!
(CLUCKING)
(CLUCKING) Yeah! I'm doing it!
I'm doing it!
Yeah! Ha-ha! Whoo!
Can't hit me! Ha-ha!
Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
Almost there!
Ah! Gator!
Ah!
RAVEN: Look at us!
We're dressed nice!
Hey. Who's that circle guy?
Why is he eating our balls?
We have to stop him! Go!
Guys gonna help or what?
Seriously, look at you guys.
No wonder circle guy
just takes all your stuff.
Look, now he's eating
your cherries. Come on!
Now, let's focus.
Move in formation
on my command.
Go! Go! Go!
I don't know what he ate,
but it's making him nuts!
Pull back! Pull back!
Pull back!
No!
I'll never forget you, Stinky.
Let's end this.
No!
Ah!
(PUCKERING)
Ugh.
CYBORG: Ooh! Pie hunter!
Pie in four miles.
Rev it up, baby! Vroom-vroom!
And, check the mirrors,
seat belt on,
turn signal, and merging.
Hey! Ah!
Slow down, you maniacs!
I am going
the posted speed limit!
-Just go around me!
-(HONKING)
Go around me!
Why is everybody
in such a rush nowadays?
Driving is a privilege,
not a right! Gosh!
Oh, look at
Tailgate Johnny back there.
You like my bumper stickers
or what?
Hey!
CYBORG: Great!
Just what I need today.
SPY VILLAIN: (RUSSIAN ACCENT)
Now, you are
going to pay!
CYBORG: What?
You're gonna pay, buddy.
No way that accident
was my fault.
You better have insurance.
SPY VILLAIN: Can't we
handle this without insurance?
I cannot have another accident
on my record.
Well, you should have
thought of that
before you decided
to drive so recklessly.
Come on now, I will pay
for the repairs in cash.
Huh? Okay?
Uh-uh! No-kay.
(GRUMBLES) Fine.
Ooh, look at that! Pie!
I love pie!
-Ah!
-(GUNSHOTS)
SPY VILLAIN:
Mess up my driving record,
I mess up your face!
(SCREAMING) Oh, my goodness!
This is so scary!
I just wanted to get some pie!
Get away!
You are a careless motorist!
-No pie for you!
I make you die now!
-(SCREAMING)
-(LAUGHING)
-Pothole!
-Whoa!
-Oh!
That's what you get
for being a careless motorist.
Booyah!
Just in time for pie!
Finally!
♪ When I say apple
you say pie
♪ Apple pie
apple pie
♪ When I say... ♪
-(SCREAMS)
-SPY VILLAIN: Ah-ha!
I bet you did not know
I had helicopter!
Ah! My car!
I kill your stupid pie!
-No!
-(LAUGHS) Okay, I go now.
I hate you, Pie Hunter.
I'm coming for you, Princess!
Bug stomp!
Uh, better stomp it again
to make sure.
Bug stomp! Ha ha! Awesome!
Bug stomp! Bug stomp!
Aw.
Now where was I?
Oh, right! The princess!
Oh, bet there's
something good in there!
Ow! Money!
Ow! I'm rich! Ow!
Oh, that's a concussion!
But I'm rich! Whoo-hoo! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ooh... Who am I?
Why am I here?
Argh! No more distractions!
The princess needs me!
I'm coming, princess!
Huh.
I wonder where this
large sewage pipe goes.
No! Gotta save the princess!
Ah, but there
could be something
really good in there!
I can't resist! Ah ha ha!
Whoo!
-(SPLASHING)
-Aw, man. Ooh, that stinks.
Urgh! Oh! Ooh!
Why did I just go down
a sewage pipe? Oh!
This is so gross.
So much sewage...
In this sewage pipe.
Can't breathe!
(VIDEO GAME CHIMING)
(SAD VIDEO GAME MUSIC)
Prisoner, return
to your cell now.
You telling me what to do?
-(GUNS POWERING UP)
-Take her down.
(GUARD GROANS)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
Rose Wilson, aka Ravager.
I'm sorry to inform you,
but your parole
has been denied.
Titans, go!
(SCOFFS) More like
Titans, go... Away.
Hey, that's not nice.
She used Robin's catch phrase
against him!
Robin, am I to go
or to go away?
Her wordplay
has turned the tables on us!
Titans, go... Away!
(LAUGHS) So good!
Oh yeah? You, Rose Wilson,
are the one
who should go away.
Sure. That was the plan,
genius.
Hey, hey, hey, wait!
We have to
take you down first!
Fine, but I'm warning you.
This is gonna hurt.
Let's do it.
Titans, go! (SPEAKING)
(YELLING)
So? You're short.
(GROANS)
She got me
in a very vulnerable area.
(YELLING)
Thigh-high boots
and a midriff.
Are you a superhero
or a cheerleader?
(GROANS)
Yes. My costume
could use the updating.
-(YELLING)
-(SCREECHING)
Guys, quick! Count to 10
without using your fingers.
(GROANING)
-Ah! She knows we're dumb!
-My feelings!
(ALL GROANING)
STARFIRE: We have no defense
against her emotional stings.
(ALL GROANING)
(LAUGHING)
Nice robe, Gandalf.
Arr. I like your
eye patch, matey.
So do you have a face
or just eyes and a mouth?
Your grandma wants
her hair color back.
You...
You're pretty cool.
I like this whole thing
you got going on.
Thanks. I actually think
your eye patch and hair
are cool, too.
(SCOFFS) Yeah, they are.
(GROANING) Why aren't you
taking her down, mama?
I don't know. She seems cool.
-We're cool.
-Hmm, no. You're not.
I knew it.
(ALL WHINING)
(ALL SOBBING)
So, uh, what are you
doing right now?
Nothing. Just fighting you.
Wanna do...
I don't know... Whatever?
I don't know. Whatever.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Where are you
going with her, Raven?
Her jail cell is that way!
Uh, we're going the long way.
Oh, okay. Thanks.
I like your room. It's dark.
I like your swords. Sharp.
Yeah. My lame dad
got them for me.
Ugh. Dads are the worst.
You hate a lot of things,
don't you?
I like to hate things.
-I like that you hate things.
-(KNOCKING)
Raven, have you seen my...
Oh, hey Rose.
Rose? You're supposed
to be in jail!
Yeah, I'm in jail.
You don't need to rub it in.
You are clearly not in jail.
This is Raven's bedroom!
No. This is jail.
I know for a fact
this is not jail!
Raven? Tell her!
Tell her what? She's in jail.
Can I just serve out
my sentence in peace?
Saying you're in jail
does not prove
you're in jail!
And saying I'm not in jail
doesn't prove I'm not in jail!
She's got a point.
Uh, but it's not...
Bars, no jail... (STAMMERING)
I'm sorry
but visiting hours are over.
The guards are strict.
-But...
-Rules are rules.
You need to leave.
Argh!
Was Raven correct?
Are we not the cool?
Who cares
what Raven says, Star.
I care, bro!
(TEARFULLY) I care a lot!
-(SOBBING)
-Me, too!
-I can't...
-We are the lame!
(SOBBING)
Well, there's only
one place to go
when you're not cool.
ALL:
Cool School!
(RINGING)
Welcome to
Cool School, students!
I'm your professor.
♪ It's time to get
♪ Cool, like right, right now
♪ Y'all Titans
really wanna know how?
♪ Well, it takes attitude
and confidence
♪ Mix 'em up together
like pow!
♪ Hey, Titans!
♪ What?
♪ Titans!
♪ What?
♪ How do y'all like my butt?
♪ Say what?
♪It's C to the double-O L
(FARTS)
♪ Oh, whoops,
what's that you smell?
♪ Cool, cool, cool
Super cool ♪
Hey, wanna jam?
Looks like
the store is closed.
Oh, look, it just opened.
Whoa!
(PLAYING ROCK AND ROLL)
(LAUGHING)
That was fun!
-(SIGHS)
-Ah-ha!
I figured out how to prove
you're not in jail.
Oh, yeah?
That's right!
How can you be in jail
if you're out in the open?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Uh, this is the prison yard!
Then where are the walls?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Well, you just can't see them
because it's a
really big prison.
Yeah. You've never seen
a big prison before?
Of course I have!
But this is not a prison!
This is a city,
and I am going to prove it!
Shh! Keep it down!
You're gonna
get me into trouble
with the guards.
(SCREAMING)
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
Aw, man, you look cool!
Look upon the ironic mustache
made of the facial hair.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what!
Mmm. Look at me lean.
I don't have
a care in the world!
Can't hear you lean, brah.
I'm listening to some
cool underground music.
Not like that terrible
popular music
that all those lame-o's likes.
Yos, yos, the dude.
When you have concluded
listening to the cool music,
you can take a cool ride
on my cool cycle motor.
Vroom-vroom!
I am bad
to the skeleton parts!
Check me out!
Sunglasses inside! At night!
I'm so cool,
I can't see nothing!
(LAUGHS)
Cool!
(LAUGHING)
Wanna see something cool?
-Always.
-Check this out.
Howdy!
Whoa! You almost hit
Sticky Joe!
Okay. I'll do this one
with my eyes closed.
Wait. What if you hit him?
-Who cares?
-I do.
Oh, okay, I'm doing it anyway.
Howdy!
I am not gonna let you
throw knives at Sticky Joe.
You telling me what to do?
Someone has to.
(GRUNTING)
(GROANS)
Oof!
(GRUNTING)
(GROANS)
That's too bad.
I was hoping
we could be friends.
But you know... Whatever.
Rose Wilson!
You're either
going back to jail
or if this is jail,
you're staying here.
What's with the clothes?
Can't you tell?
We went to Cool School.
Cool School is not cool.
But don't worry,
you'll be dead soon
and dead people are cool!
(YELLING)
(GRUNTING)
(GROANING)
Any uncool last words?
Raven?
We may not be the cool,
but we are the true friends.
And that is more important.
(GRUNTS) That is so corny.
That's it!
Rose is so cool
her only weakness
is earnest emotions!
We can take her down
with feelings!
Titans, share!
(TEARFULLY)
I should say this more often.
You've always been like
a sister to me!
(GRUNTS)
Ugh, you're making a scene.
Oh, come on, guys,
this is embarrassing!
No. No, mama,
let us finish, please.
We thinks
you're the bees knees!
(GRUNTS) Your lack of irony
is making me sick.
Raven, all we're
trying to say is...
We love you.
I love you guys, too.
Group hug.
ROSE: You're a
real disappointment, Raven.
Well, guess I'm not cool.
Rose Wilson is finally
back in jail.
Actually, you're in jail.
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
That's, uh, not gonna work
this time, Rose.
Really? Because to me
it looks like
you're behind bars.
Yeah, well, yes, technically,
from your angle
it would appear that way.
Mmm. That's something
someone in jail would say.
Argh! Raven, tell her!
Tell her!
Yeah. She's in jail.